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Post by Dazzal on Aug 29, 2023 13:12:34 GMT -7
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Post by Not2Foxie on Aug 29, 2023 14:39:21 GMT -7
A lot of stuff. But one I will never forget was many years ago. A couple of friends and I were out riding around aggravating girls. We saw the 2 well build girls walking down the sidewalk. They were going the same way we were going so we could only see their backs. I was on the front passenger side. My friend slowed down so I could make my pitch, which I did very well. After a little while they turned toward us and told us to go to H***. And my youngest sister told me to quit trying to pick up my sisters. Everybody got a great laugh out of it except me. I told them I knew who they were the whole time. Of course they believed that. LOL
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Post by Dazzal on Aug 29, 2023 15:14:38 GMT -7
A lot of stuff. But one I will never forget was many years ago. A couple of friends and I were out riding around aggravating girls. We saw the 2 well build girls walking down the sidewalk. They were going the same way we were going so we could only see their backs. I was on the front passenger side. My friend slowed down so I could make my pitch, which I did very well. After a little while they turned toward us and told us to go to H***. And my youngest sister told me to quit trying to pick up my sisters. Everybody got a great laugh out of it except me. I told them I knew who they were the whole time. Of course they believed that. LOL HOw FuNnY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Tea4Me on Aug 29, 2023 17:41:14 GMT -7
I'm the one that will trip or fall, and it's not that I'm a klutz. It's usually due to my shoes or the flooring. I tripped on something that landed me on the ground, in a DRESS, right in front of a restaurant where everyone could see me. Horrible!
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Post by Dazzal on Aug 29, 2023 17:54:36 GMT -7
If I trip it's usually because my shoes are not comfortable. I wear really good shoes now.
I chose "Laugh uncontrollably."
One time a cop stopped my friend's car, when several of us were inside. When I get nervous, sometimes I laugh so hard I can't control it and I have to leave the room or get outside the car.
There was a time in church a minister said "HARLOT" and he said it with an accent. It was so hilarious the way he said it that my sister and I broke out laughing 😅 I went to the restroom just so I could calm down.
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Post by Kikipetie on Aug 30, 2023 11:58:09 GMT -7
Come out of the bathroom with toilet paper hanging out Looked I had a tail but the friend in back of me pulled it out.
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Post by Dazzal on Aug 30, 2023 12:02:00 GMT -7
Come out of the bathroom with toilet paper hanging out Looked I had a tail but the friend in back of me pulled it out.
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Post by Foxy on Aug 31, 2023 2:35:01 GMT -7
Texted the wrong person on a couple of occasions. What I sent was definitely not meant for their eyes, so embarrassing.
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Post by Dazzal on Aug 31, 2023 7:22:15 GMT -7
Texted the wrong person on a couple of occasions. What I sent was definitely not meant for their eyes, so embarrassing. Foxy, I bet! LOL I've sent emails to the wrong people, but fortunately nothing embarrassing.
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Post by Emerald on Sept 2, 2023 16:02:39 GMT -7
Once on stage in a Pantomime, many moons ago, I started to laugh uncontrollably when the Dame was speaking so fast and laughing too, he spat out a small denture plate onto the stage. Then he shouts - hang on, no one move or you're all dead, I need to find my teeth. I just went into hysterics.
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Post by Dazzal on Sept 2, 2023 17:19:34 GMT -7
Once on stage in a Pantomime, many moons ago, I started to laugh uncontrollably when the Dame was speaking so fast and laughing too, he spat out a small denture plate onto the stage. Then he shouts - hang on, no one move or you're all dead, I need to find my teeth. I just went into hysterics. Emerald, I'd laugh hysterically, too.
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